A post mortem examination has revealed that a Bumble Bee from Tastletyne Road, Cobham, died from suicide, after overdosing on pollen. The 13-week-old bee was found dead outside her hive in Cobham just days before Christmas last year.The Inquest revealed that she was obsessed by her weight.
According to Surrey beekeeper, Albert Senegal-Lancer, the bumble bee had constantly droned on to him about her overweight condition, and how she wanted to be "slim and beautiful" like a honey bee. "I tried to convince her that she wasn't overweight", said Senegal-Lancer at the Inquest, "and that she only appeared so, because of the large volume of hair on her body. But she wouldn't have any of it, and told me to buzz-off."
The Inquest also went on to say that she had a morbid fascination with the controversial rapper Eminem, and was influenced by the suicide of rock star Jim Morrison, thinking it would be "cool" to end her life with "guns ablazing" after watching a documentary on the The Doors singer. The bee had 89 milligrams per 100 millilitres of pollen in her body on the day she died.
- Rex Phibb -
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