Alternative Energy Danger! says oil industry

Oil industry chiefs and nuclear power mandarins have spoken out about the dangers of alternative energy. In a report called Alternative Energy: DANGER!, published by the United League of Traditional Fuel Producers, they say that alternative energy sources, such as wind and wave generation, are dangerous.

"These sources are dangerous", says Briony Pipe, spokesperson for the league. "What most people don't realise is that scientific research has shown that there are a limited number of waves in the sea or gusts of wind in the sky. If you start to build wind generators willy-nilly, then you are going to exhaust nature's supply of natural breeze. Where would the nation's washing lines be then?"

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