Mad Mao Disease on Increase

Chinese agriculture has been plunged into a state of crisis when it was discovered that a large amount of cattle were found to have Mad Mao disease. The cattle were found riding around their field on bicycles, wearing small round glasses and mooing from a small red book. This is bad news for farming in China generally as the rise in Foot and Mao cases has also been on the increase. Reports have also confirmed cases of Titomotosis in some Yugoslavian rabbits and a case of Karl Mange that is affecting a dog in Germany.