Bars in Their Eyes

BBC Crimewatch to launch new, light entertainment spin-off show shocker
A new BBC light entertainment show, Bars in their Eyes, will invite members of the public to dress up as their favourite villain and re-enact one of the crimes that put their hero on the gangster map.  "We are very excited about this new, Saturday evening format", say BBC 1's Kraytime Controllers. "We're merely tapping into the glamour element of crime. The public love gangsters and we're simply offering them the chance to step into the shoes of their heroes. It's good, old fashioned, family entertainment at its finest".  Outside sources have accused the BBC of dumbing down. [Source: Gay Icon News]