A drunken Ilford has accused Jamie Oliver of being a homosexual. Chelsea fan and local thug Graham Willis was drinking in the Spam & Chuffer in Ilford on Sunday evening when a Sainsbury's advert featuring the lovable Cockney monkey was aired between two Sky football matches. Above the deafening roar of the TV Mr Willis was heard to shout "I bet that fucker's a poof but I'd do his bird." This outburst was met with a blank silence from Mr Willis's drinking partners who don't actually know, or like, him. Jamie Oliver was unavailable for comment as he was too busy snipping Oregano from a window box in a flat that isn't his.
- Chrust -
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