Cheese Found

Cheese, with an estimated street value of over £560,000 was found by Customs & Excise Officers this weekend - on a boat from France. The stinking dairy product, believed to be Camembert, was destined for one of the country's major super-markets.

"Errrrrrrr . . . It's frightening" said a spokeswoman. "Anybody could just walk in off the street and buy the stuff." Experts believe this is just the tip of the iceberg, and that the country's supermarkets are awash with the product - most of it from abroad.